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tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.


Jenny Holzer

Jenny Holzer

Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.
 Sylvia Plath (via feellng)
I really liked you, more than I’ve liked anyone in a long time. The reality is I won’t ever be able to call you mine and that’s not a big deal to you.
Reality (via beentough-butstillcheering-youon)
andthentherewasx:

pxeticarts:

SHE SAID IT.

I can most definitely do that!

andthentherewasx:

pxeticarts:

SHE SAID IT.

I can most definitely do that!

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

Is your older brother hot
Ancient proverb (via jandjob)